My favorite thing about this show is that they portray straight people as obnoxiously ignorant about sexuality as they actually are in real life.
some legends are told
some turn to
but you will remember me for centuries
I think you should all know that I was trying to relate gus to dust for like 5 minutes because I automatically related gold to joel.
"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
go ahead and guess
Liar. You are lying.